Thursday, May 31, 2012

Flip Romney

 Image property of Futurama

With Romney all but coronated for the GOP nomination, it seems that the mormon is set for his embarassing run for the presidency. Allow me to explain.

Mitt Romney is unelectable. The comparison between him and Obama is embarassing. He has all the charisma of an undecorated napkin - and he's running against the highly popular, first african american president. Obama has created 2.5 million jobs, started bringing troops back from Afganistan, killed Osama bin laden with his bare hands and steered America through one of the toughest economic times in recent history.

Mitt Romney is socially out of touch, his sense of humour is so awkward that its only funny if you're making fun of him. Quotes like 'Morning, Y'all' and 'Cheesy grits' have raised concerns that he has NO idea what he's talking about. His comments about 'free america' include being able to fire people makes him happy, he doesn't worry about the poor, and strapping his dog to the roof of his car and travelling across the state as the frightened animals excrement dribbled down the window.

I wonder how 2016's election will turn out.

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